Anonymous asked:

Hey I'm really sleepy and I have hot coco and clean sheets wanna come over, we can snug

Love Me Answer:


i’m in my own bed and i don’t know who you are. you could smell like roast beef. i’m not agreeing to this

Zelda: Hey I just met you

Zelda: And this is crazy

Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule

Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.

Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.

Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?

Link: Because it 's true